You may have heard of this as one of the new things going around the Internet.
It’s a group of “spoilt kids” trying to be a rock band, I won’t link them here, I don’t want to help their google rating (like I would anyway, I know where my mediocrity stands) but www. “name that cannot be spoken but is in the topic” .com
They’re literally shocking, i’m amazed noone had slapped them upside the head and told them how bad they are directly, I guess their parents are too far into the “buying love” stage to realise how much damage letting children have their flights of fancy can do to them as Adults.
I’d like to point one thing out, “streetblaster.com” doesn’t seem to exist anymore, and from what I can see at the web.archive.org it wasn’t a site for quite a while and then “may” have been a site up until recently.
UPDATE: It was streetblast.com, they misspelt it (Thanks Eclipz).
I’ll leave the comments for the people that want to read them, but Cambion, Kooby and Myself have had quite a laugh.
Cambion : “Hunter is a eleven year old McLean, Virginia student. He and Matthew have been best friends since childhood.”
Koshatul : “this group of 11-year olds; Hunter, Tug and Matthew – had each studied music for several years and decided to get together as a group in 2005″ – Not long enough, and so several years … more than two ?
… I’ll leave the rest out, as when I started pasting them I realised these are the “nice” ones … but i’ll include some of the comments from MySpace.com
Lesley – “My honest opinion is that you should have probably linked to the Naked Brothers Band instead of yourselves (again) so that we could get an honest comparison. I was able to find the single Crazy Car for myself, and listened to it as objectively as I listened to your single, Video Games. I was surprised to find that your age had nothing at all to do with how terrible you are, as the Naked Brothers Band proved in their harmonically-sound, somewhat-creative, lyrically respectable song. It’s everything that yours isn’t. You could probably benefit from paying a bit more attention to what they’re doing with instruments (the variety in instrumentation sort of impressed me, given the age of the band), and most importantly, what they’re doing with their vocals. Harmonising might be a bit out of your league, but singing on-key is something you can definitely achieve if you try a bit harder. Is the Naked Brothers Band phenominal? Not even a little bit? Comparitively speaking? They’re the Beatles, and you’re Milli Vanilli.”
Mr.Enigma – “You guys sound absolutely terrible. I wanted to jam my ears with an ice pick after listening at your miserable attempt of ’singing’. You sound like a wailing cat in its final moments before death.”
Andrew Arsenic – “Wow, you guys suck. So. Insanely. Bad. You create a stereotype for people that play video games, and give whackos like Jack Thompson a reason to keep their jobs. Honestly, who are you people to stereotype yourselfs or other people who ACTUALLY play video games? You should be ashamed of yourselves.”
James – “excuse me, i like playing video games and i am very offended by the lyrics in your song.”
It really looks like they have friends posting “omg I luv u’s” type messages onto their boards, and some slightly … worrysome … posts about love from an older man.